Chicken-Bugkakh
By: Kellen

Chicken-Bugkakh was born in an ordinary chicken coop in 1990 B.C. He took the throne when his owner, the lesser known Cluckchuck I, died. The pharoh had no relatives to take the title, so the advisors of the pharoh just plopped the crown on his favorite chicken.

Chicken-Bugkakh had many accomplishments during his short rule. His most important accomplishment was the freeing of the chickens. For a while, all you had to do was walk outside, grab a chicken, and have it for dinner. But then Chicken-Bugkakh outlawed chicken dinners.

Chicken-Bugkakh was a great conquerer. He nearly conquered the world of poultry, from the Greek Seagulls to the Roman Turkeys. His greatest and strangest happening on one of his expeditions was marring a lost penguin named Igeeigee.

Chicken-Bugkakh was a somewhat normal ruler. He came to a horrible death when he was assassinated by a psychopathic seagull in 1980 B.C. The seagull was never caught, and Egypt went back to the way it was before, with chicken dinners and enslaved chickens.

Overall, Chicken-Bugkakh I was a somewhat normal ruler. His accomplishments have been forgotten over the ages of non-caring chicken haters, but he shall always be remembered by an unlucky few.

 

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