Young Bill the Shrubber was born into a family of many Shrubbers. He was born to shrubb, it was his trade. He was born in 550 B.C. He lived in Ancient Egypt.

Since there was not many shrubbries in Egypt, he was a fairly wealthy chicken. But when one day his parents were brutally deep fried by the Nights of NEE he vowed only to sell shrubberies to the force of good. As his experience with shrubberies grew larger every day he found the perfect woman and her name was Julie the African Swallow. As their life progressed, they had many children while Bills life began to flourish, his enemies (the Nights of Nee) plotted an assassination. When Bill heard of this he went to his best friend Fred the European Swallow to get his lucky coconuts. Then Bill decided to gain a court of warriors to protect him and Fred (the European Swallow). So off they went to gain a court of mighty warriors.

One day, with the aid of his loyal slave Patse, one day they encountered a mighty sorcerer who goes by the name of Tim. And they ventured very far and encountered many beasts. Like the killer Fluffy squirrel which made a many grown men wee their pants. But soon they encountered the Knights Who Say Nee they fought bravely. But the men around him were dyeing quickly the word Nee was too powerful for their ears. Their words didn’t even phase the Knights who say Nee. But Bill discovered the word IT which bought him enough time so he could run away very far. As he slept that night the Knights Who Say Nee set up a trap for bill. When Bill awoke he saw large dark figures surrounding him it was the Knights Who Say Nee. They said, "We are the Knights Who Say Nee for we say Nee the sacred word of the Ikikikikwoooboingshabalshabal tribe." "Make us a shrubbbery," they said. “Never,” said Bill, "I only make shrubberies for the side of good." "Fine you will die," and they kneed him to death until they could say Nee no more. Then Bill's mighty fan club found him and gave him a kings burial.