Napto
By: Banner


Napto was born in 400 BC and die in 365 BC. Napto lived in Egypt. He lived in a big castle on a farm with his family. Napto and his 5th wife Peckapatra were summoned to court after the owner sued them for not paying rent for the castle. So Napto and his wife set off to become the Wambangchickie (king). When Napto arrived, his father Anubia crowned him the Wambangchickie (king) of all Wambangchickies.

Besides being the Wambangchickie, he was a stunt bird who worked in the Poultry Stunt Adventures Project (PSAP). The PSAP worked on breaking records and they did succeed. Late in Napto's life, he mysteriously passed away, although we all know that he died while attempting a 4 million-zillion tratillion foot drop without a parachute and thought he could fly.
Napto will be missed dearly. He was survived by his 10 wives, 57 kids, 107 cousins, 10 thousand brothers, and 1 sister. WOW!!!

And oh yeah, his burial costs came to wipe out his WHOLE family savings, 1 chickent (1 American dollar). When Napto died he was given to Twin Dragon in Nome, Alaska and I

 

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